Well, once again I have gone on what could be called a sabbatical from DA. I have returned to find exactly 100 deviations requiring my attention, some of which I had looked at already. To my dismay out of all the new deviations only about 8 were from people that I make a particular point of checking for new deviations. I'd just like to say that I'm dissapointed. All of you should try harder.
I have decided to place here my explanation of the terms I use when describing states of drunkeness. So as not to offend some people* I will call them grades.
Sober: This is the worst state to be in and, unfortunately the one that everyone normally retu